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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.
I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol
by PrimePlatypus12 May 4, 2019
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National Bully Jennifer Day

The way where we bully all Jennifer’s around the world.
by Malorygotthatrichsalary April 15, 2024
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National Get A Lover Day !

Jenny: Hey Kevin ! Kevin : Hey Jenny Wanna Be My Lover ? Jenny : Ofc Kevin ! Happy National Get A Lover Day !
by bhajs August 6, 2021
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National Everyone Is Gay Day

This holiday falls on the 22nd of April. Everyone must be gay and send nude pics to all their same sex friends. Penis or vagina must be shown during this act.
Oh my god! It's National Everyone Is Gay Day! You gotta send your nudes!
by ImNotGayButWillSucDic April 19, 2020
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National nude day

National nude day is on the 20th of April. This is the day where you said nudes to people and you feel comfortable doing it. If a person sends you this you have to send nudes or any kind.
by Bob Bobby hi April 20, 2021
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National Trash Head Day

A day on August 10th where u post Bitches/Niggas that u had any type of sexual intercourse with that don't know how to give head.
"Damn this bitch can't even handle the fucking tip, ... GTFO my face. National Trash Head Day"
by Love900 August 9, 2019
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