Fuck Puppet

It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.

You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..

by Q-XIII February 24, 2022

funeral fuck

When your partner is on the brink of an emotional breakdown owing to the loss of a dear one and the you offer a great sexual escape from that hard reality

"After we buried my father, we smoked weed and had the best funeral fuck ever!"

by Latinobogotano February 28, 2020

Fuck Tard

A "Fuck Tard" a very stupid person
a "fuck tard" is also known as a retard

Jerry: England is my city
Jeff: Shut up you fucking fuck tard

by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018

fuck stone

Like a bed, a place to fuck or have sex on. Anywhere you have sex on something.

Quick to the fuck stone....to fuck. Let’s go to the fuck stone to have sex. Lay me down on the fuck stone and have your way with me.

by Longshot Lee March 29, 2020

duck a fuck

Too versatile for a definition, can be used to express all emotions

“Oh duck a fuck, I’ve smashed my phone”

by Harvey. S April 10, 2019

fuck therapy

having sex when depressed or frustrated

she is my fuck therapy as i needed it so bad .

after my fuck therapy i feel so ready to roll

doing a fuck therapy tonight with jade

by ice storm April 23, 2016

Fuck-a-roo

When something is so messed up it’s beyond fixing.

Michael: “I need advice. How do I get out of that?
David: “I don’t know man, that’s a real fuck-a-roo

by Scottward Wriggleberry June 16, 2019