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cum sling

When you sling your cum off your cock and into a strangers mouth.
"Did you see the look on that dumb broad's face as i cum slinged her "

"yeah man"
by Kcufyssup March 19, 2017
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cum-ov-ere

also spelt as cumovere
Come over here
Cum over there
Cum over here
no no no NO! not on the carpet. Turn around and cumovere instead baby.
why are you there all by yourself mate. Cum-ov-ere
My tits.. cumovere on my tits hun
by CuunCuunLips July 10, 2023
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Cum Slug

A used condom, tied off at the base, often found languishing on beaches, near lay-by's, or in the side streets of most major towns and cities.
Oh my fucking god, I just stepped on a cum slug
by 2dicksnadog April 20, 2024
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Cum Diaries

Dude, have you seen Cum Diaries? I shot ropes
by Cummealean June 5, 2022
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Cum cum

Bro I cum cummed last night, it was crazy
by WaffleBoi111 January 20, 2022
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Cum

My answer: The white sticky stuff that comes out of your penis when you're going through puberty and see a hot girl online and decide to get rock hard once you realize you can finally prematurely cum. Informational answer: Cum is another term used to describe semen or jizz{Fancier term}, the texture of cum is white or clear depending if you have fully matured yet, and it is sticky like glue, cum can be made by masterbating until you eject cum out of your penis, the purpose for cum is to impregnate a woman once the cum reaches in the vagina so it can begin to look for the egg to fertilize and turn into a fetus and then a baby, cum is produced by every male to then be ejected by a long caused erection of the penis, cum is the reason you came to be who you are out of like 1 trillion+ people who did not and never will get the chance to live a day on this earth as you were the lucky and special one to make it out alive of the race of time, cum is why we have ever existed, cum is the one and only thing that made it possible for you to live, congrats adventurer, you made it, you're here, you will always be here on earth, you are so special...
(12y.o Timmy): Omg that girl looks so fucking hot, I'm going to jerk of to her, {30 seconds later}. Holly shit I'm gonna cuuuuumCum goes all over the place I FUCKING DID IT!.
(18y.o Timmy): I'ma watch some porn and jerk off to it.{1minute later}. Gotta keep trying,{Another fucking minute later} ALRIGHT, IMA BUSTTTTT!!!Cumshots all over the floor, FUCK YEAH!
by Gayblackfootedcat080 August 2, 2023
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Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".
"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."
by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025
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