Brown Angel

A brown angel normally occurs in the morning, whilst hungover and either trying to squeeze out a fart, or sometimes whilst sneezing, and even though you are sure that you have followed through, upon sneaking off somewhere to check, you are relived to find out your jocks are clean and it was just another case of the Brown Angel..

"Hey, where did Frank go"

"He thinks he might have followed through, so he just sneaked off to the men's to check"
"Shit, hopefully there is a brown angel floating above him"..

by <h4rli3 May 14, 2022

Brown light

Means shut the fuck up and slow the fuck down

Stop at the brown light

by TacoboyFTW August 10, 2021

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

Brown eyed syndrome

Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.

She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.

by A+AD August 11, 2018

Ajax Brown

A suicidal and cannibalistic man who kills his son and than himself
A word for suicide

"How you feeling?"
"I'm going to pull an Ajax Brown"

by ajaxbrownisgay April 27, 2024

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

brown hound

an extremely racist person and or a person who really likes anal sex

Person 1: I heard kameron is a huge brown hound.
Person 2: WHAT

by ArizonaSpicyRamen November 20, 2021