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Five you a Caller

"I'll give you a call" in drunk. Usually associated with other typos and "wtf does that mean" words. Used mainly when writing a message to one of your mates.
Jamie (while leaving a message to a friend): andy you mised the pubcrwal ill five you a caller when the djunk one coems along.
by Siobhan O'Shea December 17, 2008
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where you want it?

A courtesy question posed to someone who has offended you to the point that you feel the need to physically assault them or are morally required to on some level, but the offense was not bad enough to warrant getting into a full fight.

The question declares that the you are willing to restrict yourself to a single full strength hit if the other person does not put up a defense.

The generally accepted answers to the question are "face" or "stomach", if face is chosen the person getting hit is allowed to designate either left or right side. If the person simply states "left" or "right" it is assumed they mean the face.

It is not proper form to disregard the persons choice if you pose the question, and nose and groin are normally off limits due to the permanent damage that could result.

Proper stance to receive the hit is standing straight with your hands behind your back.

This question is used between friends, family, or people who generally respect each other as a way to satisfy social/moral responsibility or violent urges while keeping the relationship intact.
Zach and Bill have been best friends since preschool, they are both now in their twenties.

Zach: "I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks and it's been great, but she said she has found another guy. Fuck that dude."
Bill: "I didn't even know you were seeing someone, whats her name"
Zach: "Sarah, the chick that works at the bar."
Bill: "Fuck. Yea... um... she's with me right now."
Zach: "Where you want it?"
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You Were Saying?

When you are super baked and in the middle of a story, but forgot mid story what you were talking about. If you say "You were saying?" it is a notification to your friend you have no idea what you were talking about. That friend can either remind you where you were in the story, or they can start their own story with no worries.
So then MJ said Winn Ah Bay Go and I was like.......You were saying?
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throw babies at you

1.) Doing something so well and so captivating that people will want to straight up have sex with you.

2.) Literally take their infant and throw it at you. Probably hurting the infant more than you.
Mike: If you can pull this off, the girls will throw babies at you left and right!
Matt: Don't worry I got this.
by InterestinglyEnough June 30, 2017
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fuck you rule

The fuck you rule states that when used the person whom used it is right and the person on the receiving end is wrong no matter the circumstances.
You: 1+1=window
Nerd: actually it’s 2
You: the ‘fuck you rule’ states I’m right dickhead
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you got mugged

It's a really bad word pun which people use to make their friends cringe.
You take your friend's mug and say ''You got mugged''
by Memer21 July 31, 2018
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world without you

World without you means that .. there is no other world that I can to think without you .. and you in it helping me through everything..<3
I can’t think of a world without you

June 2nd 2021
by anonymous lover <3 June 2, 2021
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