my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me

by black enslaver 69 October 1, 2019

Give me your money

put the money in the fucking bag

Give me your money you bitch

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

a little bird told me

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

(see also Gimme Gimmes)

A band filled with immense ass-kickitude, containing any combination of the following:

Fat Mike - Bass
Spike Slawson - Vocals
Joey Cape - Guitar, Vocals
Chris Shiflett - Guitar
Dave Raun - Drums

"Gee golly, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes sure are the best band ever!"

by Mo August 1, 2004

They see me trollin', they hatin'

Some verse of a song made popular by the spread of the meme trollface in the music of "white and nerdy" by Weird Al Yankovic.

"They see me trollin', they hatin'
Patrollin' they tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty"

by whatshouldItypehere March 7, 2012

you don't know me

An expression often yelled by voluptuous women in heat. Meant to convey their rebellious sass, invincibility, and general rejection of white male society. The expression is often utilized in day time talk shows based featuring bootylicious women on quests to find their respective "baby daddies." Warning: Do not mess with this species of female. She will shank you. Also, the phrase rarely makes contextual sense.

Todd: Hey babe, let's go back to my place.

Monica: I ain't yo' ho. I won't give it up that easy.
Todd: Baby, can't I just put the head in?
Monica: YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

by SleezyC1234 May 25, 2009

Kick me in the jimmies

something that a lesbo dyke from a little cheep skool says

"Kick me in the Jimmies!"

by Edwarno Jalaro October 21, 2003