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whore lightning

1. When a slight misfortune is brought upon somebody because of your own act of hapless existence.

2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.
1. Per se, if you are emotionally retarded and are unable to maintain a relationship but have somehow attracted a member of the sex that your sexuality pleases, it is an unfortunate situation for them because they can't actually have you, this situation would be:

Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)

2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:

"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"
by Aria Tinkleberry Diddlesbury August 21, 2013
mugGet the whore lightningmug.

upgrade whore

When a person wants the latest and greatest release of software or hardware. Term used by professional/computer geeks in the Information Technology field. Being an upgrade whore has consequences, for example, glitches, bugs, usability, etc.
Tim upgraded to iOS 7, but now he is having trouble with his Wireless and bluetooth connectivity. That's what he gets for being an upgrade whore. He should have waited for iOS 7.1.
by Disgruntled IT guy October 26, 2013
mugGet the upgrade whoremug.

Whore maid

A maid who will fuck with thier boss.
Wife:Where is she?
Butler:She's upstairs with your husband.
Wife: that whore maid.
by Shhddtigx77 February 10, 2021
mugGet the Whore maidmug.

Whore

Canker whore, rot that, rot box, qweefasourus and cave chz,slime trail, fluppasourus rex,
Hay whore Does ur twat hang low can u tie it in a bow, do u tie it n a knot can u stuff it n ur twat
by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021
mugGet the Whoremug.

E-Whore

A person who shows their body on the internet for likes and views.
She shows her boobs in all her videos on TikTok, no wonder she is getting so many likes and views. What an e-whore.
by SICKLoof May 19, 2023
mugGet the E-Whoremug.

Minion Whore

When playing Clash Royale, used interchangeably with Minion Hoard.
Hurry, drop your minion whore before he drops his Pekka.
by TulipsforDrewPeacock April 27, 2022
mugGet the Minion Whoremug.

Shit fuck whore

A thing shailyn /i says/say when she gets hurt or drops her phone or something
by Darthvaderkitty007 November 28, 2018
mugGet the Shit fuck whoremug.

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