When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.
Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
by Xyanp October 14, 2019
Get the Split Dick Syndrome mug.Also known as BSS. It's that burning feeling in your ass during or after shitting due to eating spicy food.
Person A: Remember Jordan from the party a few weeks ago?
Person B: Yeah, why?
Person A: I heard he got diagnosed with Burning Shit Syndrome a few days ago.
Person B: Probably because he regularly eats chili bowls, the dumb fuck.
Person B: Yeah, why?
Person A: I heard he got diagnosed with Burning Shit Syndrome a few days ago.
Person B: Probably because he regularly eats chili bowls, the dumb fuck.
by shits-in-sinks February 8, 2022
Get the Burning Shit Syndrome mug."Yeah, I never beat Ocarina of Time, it's still one of my favorite games though."
"Get over your Good Game Syndrome and fucking beat it already."
"Get over your Good Game Syndrome and fucking beat it already."
by brrrraaaap April 24, 2018
Get the Good Game Syndrome mug.generally referring to a teen (though still can be seen in some people well into adulthood) who has a broken iphone, disproportionately seen to have a 6, 7 or X, that likes to tell everyone in a 25 metre radius, about owning an iphone and will poor shame anyone else not with an iPhone.
People who exhibit such behavior are disproportionately also seen with the "Colored Bubbles Syndrome."
People who exhibit such behavior are disproportionately also seen with the "Colored Bubbles Syndrome."
(Texting)
Larry: Jimmy just got poor shamed by Sarah cause he use an iphone!
Tom: Fr? Doesn't she use a hand-me-down iphone 8 with a broken screen? She's got the teenager with the iphone syndrome lmao
Larry: Jimmy just got poor shamed by Sarah cause he use an iphone!
Tom: Fr? Doesn't she use a hand-me-down iphone 8 with a broken screen? She's got the teenager with the iphone syndrome lmao
by based-user January 19, 2021
Get the teenager with the iphone syndrome mug.When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.
Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.
Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.
Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.
Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
by Common_sensual November 4, 2022
Get the Alex Jones syndrome mug.(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in
by Itsezekiela July 8, 2020
Get the severe tapped syndrome mug.When someone with commitment issues finds themselves only crushing on “real” but unobtainable guys (i.e someone they met on vacation or a minor celebrity). Results are magnified if said guy plays the guitar.
by Alice_27 June 24, 2022
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