Mah dick fell off

As it says... mah dick fell off

Mah dick fell off

by Mah dick fell off November 16, 2019

Rip your dick off

When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off

I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF

by eric mcleir April 5, 2019

national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day

Hey bro today's national fuck off day

by Pussyeater101201 May 28, 2018

chop off dick december

the month to chop dicks off

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

by DickLover250 October 3, 2020

bite my tongue off

enjoy a meal.

I'd bite my tongue off if I could.

by Philosophical-Cat November 2, 2017

cbf levels are off the charts

when you really cant be fucked doing anything

Teacher: Today we start calculus
Student: No
Teacher: Whys that?
Student: my cbf levels are off the charts

by Pockyman48 September 9, 2021

Text your eyes off

The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.

"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."

"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"

by ahrefodiggsy March 17, 2012