Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024

I like spending time with you

I dont have crush on you so stop dreaming about me pls
Thanks!

I like spending time with you

by LunarDarkKnigh June 28, 2022

hit it for the one time

when you are recording someone and hope that they will repeat what they just did when you weren't recording

"CMON HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME"

by BBB8BB88B September 4, 2021

Avocadro's Time

The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)

Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.

by FJL-NY March 1, 2023

Hoffy Time

Leaving soon, or on my way = another hour

Johnny said he’d be here soon, but it’s an hour later and there’s no sight of him? Ah, that’s right cause he’s on Hoffy time

by Hoffy Time June 18, 2021

No Time

A phrase used to signify the ever-present and rapacious ebb and flow of time. Often used during the most heated debacles in a game of cards, exclaiming "No Time!" as loudly and obnoxiously as possible is seen as a gesture of respect for the groups collective conscience. The electrician.

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by BromptonCocktail February 4, 2024