Double Berthing

When you let two ships into the same dock.
(When you put two penises in the same hole)

“Did you hear about Lisa’s threesome?”

“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”

by Cervellona February 25, 2026

Portugal Double

Portugal Double is a sex position revealed to me in a dream. It refers to having sex while one person is asleep. It is adjecent to Somnophilia, the only difference is that the one asleep should wake up with clear markings on their skin, reminiscent of the night before. It's all consensual.

"Have you tried the portugal double before? I don't remember much, I just have these amazing markings on my thighs"

by ratataptor March 1, 2026

Double Cheese

Having a man ejaculate while feeling him yoghurt

Jessica visited Joshua in hospital and decided to cheer him up to give him a double cheese while the nurses weren’t looking.

by Cheesecleavage March 3, 2026

Logical Double Standards

A fallacy where someone applies logical standards inconsistently—accusing opponents of fallacies while committing the same ones, demanding evidence they don't provide, requiring certainty they don't practice. The classic form: accusing someone of "jumping to conclusions" while leaping to your own; crying "ad hominem" while attacking character; demanding "evidence" while ignoring counter-evidence. Logical Double Standards reveal that the invocation of logic is often strategic, not principled—logic as weapon, not tool. The double standard is the point: one rule for them, another for us.

"He accused me of hasty generalization based on three examples, then generalized about my entire argument from one comment. That's Logical Double Standards—his generalization is analysis; mine is fallacy. The standard isn't logic; it's convenience. Double standards are what happen when logic becomes a jersey you wear, not a game you play."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

Double barrel kiss

Kiss a shotgun and goodnight

“Dude I got drafted.” “Damn dude I guess the only option is a double barrel kiss”

by Staxey March 4, 2026

Double cap action

Showing both of your nuts/balls

I was bored so I gave my dog double cap action.

by Mrcaps March 4, 2026

Logical Double Standards

The practice of applying different logical standards to different participants in a discussion—demanding rigorous proof from opponents while accepting hand-waving from allies, requiring formal validity from one side while ignoring fallacies from the other. Logical Double Standards are what make debates unfair: one side must meet impossible standards; the other side can say anything. They're the signature of bad-faith arguing, of intellectual dishonesty, of debate as performance rather than inquiry. Logical Double Standards make genuine dialogue impossible because the playing field is never level.

Example: "He demanded she provide peer-reviewed studies for every claim, while his own claims were supported by 'common sense' and 'everyone knows.' Logical Double Standards in action: one rule for her, another for him. The debate wasn't fair; it was rigged."

by Dumu The Void March 10, 2026