by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024
Get the Alex Cheese Primemug. The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.
guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes
by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020
Get the Dick cheesemug. Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
by elbest696 November 24, 2021
Get the tearky mc cheese ham everythingmug. Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
by SeanCaern September 18, 2022
Get the Scottish cheesemug. by FabianVargasSmellsLikeAss September 13, 2025
Get the Cheese&Assmug. by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025
Get the cheesemug. This noun is in reference to when a Filipino woman takes part in a gang bang. It is named as such because it is said to describe what the as for mentioned gang bang looks like.
Antonio " hey man did you hear that Jane got phili cheese steaked last night"
Nathan "no way she did that!"
Antonio "yeah man I was there"
Nathan "no way she did that!"
Antonio "yeah man I was there"
by Goat fucker42069 October 17, 2017
Get the Phili cheese steakmug.