closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019

cheese

my balls hurt

they really do cheese

by funky cheese world February 19, 2021

cottage cheese

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.

Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!

by urmeanium August 23, 2021

ChEeSe

Just average cheese you probably thought it was something else didn't you?
...idiot

ITS FRIKN CHEESE IDIOT

by noodle woodle June 4, 2020

cheese debt

When you indulge in copious amounts of cheese for days on end (like on vacation) and it results in the body’s internal plumbing backing up.

I’ve incurred quite the cheese debt this week, it’s been 5 days since I’ve had a shit and the interest on this is starting to scare me.

by Black squirrel January 16, 2024

Big cheese

This is the name given to someone who is the king of the chalk, the best at disappearing for a weekend. You may find the ‘big cheese’ in the corner with their eyebrows vibrating.

Last time I saw big cheese was Friday after he sniffed a ticket and head butted a horse

by Chalkmaster02 October 23, 2022

Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted go perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025