Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.

Bro, check out my dick string cheese collection.

by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025

Cheese Wizard

A type of video gamer who enjoys exploiting the mechanics of a game to pull of ridiculous cheese moves that the game designer never foresaw. Their cheese plays often reveal how broken a game is.

All the Cheese Wizards are playing Phoenix Point right now and completing tough missions on the first turn.

by Gorffo January 10, 2020

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

cheese

cheese

cheese

by OLD-HAM January 21, 2023

bent the cheese

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.

by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022

Bleu cheese

When someone smells, repulses your eye holes, tastes like mildew, feels soft but crumbly and sounds like pure bull crap

"That guy carrying a bag full of red meat told someone over the phone he was gonna put it in people's mailboxes. What a Bleu cheese"

by bleucheeseisgrosssssss May 18, 2022