When someone uses old pictures on dating apps and in person looks totally different, weather they gain weight or lost hair.
Jane: Hey, how was your tinder date last night?
Lilly: I was so excited until i saw him, he time catfished me, he was like 60 pounds heavier than his tinder picture.
Lilly: I was so excited until i saw him, he time catfished me, he was like 60 pounds heavier than his tinder picture.
by Tats_xx94 January 17, 2021

when you are hanging out with your gay friends in the living room and they suggest watching music video or performances. This leads to watching many other music videos and performances, very gay ones. This includes, but is not limited to: Lady Gaga, Chappell Roan, Madonna, Britney Spears, and Ariana Grande.
by chappellroanfan123 March 25, 2025

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021

by Catherine James June 8, 2022

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

When you are going to be 15 or more minutes late to an event, but you let your friends know right before you are supposed to be there.
Starr: Sorry guys, I know I said 6:30, but I won’t be there until 6:45
Pheelips: She on that Coachella Time!
Pheelips: She on that Coachella Time!
by Pheelips April 15, 2024

by Poppy dick July 24, 2023
