Penis cheese

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

Penis Cheese

nifty the r6 teamkiller

oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt

by Lord Word god October 08, 2020

Dream Cheese

A 'cheese' resulting from a wet dream and then proceeding to not shower or bathe for the following day

"Eric, Why do you smell like dream cheese?!"

by Callon Kelliano October 07, 2011

Kuhn cheese

The cheese in which comes from the vagina crack of a dickhead. It is spread on toast every year in celebration of I'm a dickhead honour day.

Hey bro, I can tell that under all those layers of f**kwitness you have a thick layer of Kuhn cheese..

by Pickle2403 August 19, 2016

Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.

Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex

by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021

Nicks Cheese

That one country kid you ride the bus with that you know dam well hasn’t taken a shower for a week and smells like Cheese and Pig crap.

Man I had to run to the bathroom and puke after smelling Nicks Cheese.

by Everything Suks October 08, 2022

Pillow Cheese

The filler in Mike Lindell’s “My Pillow”. It is made up of crack, sniffing glue, and Mike Lindell cum. The combination of these ingredients create this cheasy-like substance that fills up every shitty ‘My Pillow’ hence the term “Pillow Cheese”.

Do not ever eat the Pillow Cheese if your shitty ‘My Pillow’ rips open.

by st31n3r January 04, 2022