Brown cream pie

Is when you make a girl cum While ur smashing her In her kitty and shitting on ur dick at the same time

Bro that hoe was nasty she gave me a brown cream pie

by PapiJunglez April 20, 2020

Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.

I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

Brown Russian

When a bottle of vodka is placed in a female’s anus while she sleeps. As she awakes the male partner is ready for the vodka to squirt into his mouth.

Josh came home wet in the face because he got a well deserved brown Russian the night before. His face smelled of what I can only describe as Russian shit.

by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021

Wet Brown

When you use a loogie as lube during anal sex.

Shortie screams like a banshee when I give her the wet brown.

by Uncle Brown 242 March 9, 2025

Randy Brown

Shit

I just took a "Randy Brown" in that truck stop bathroom.

by "Randy Brown" January 29, 2014

Chloe Brown

Chloe Brown is the most amazing person you can meet, she deserves it all! She is so amazingly talented and so kind and so pretty. ALSO she is SO SMART BRO! If you meet Chloe Brown, you are sure to meet the best person I’ve ever met, my best friend. She is so funny, and a huge swiftie! You will love her forever and ever.

“Who’s that amazing, gorgeous, funny, cool, girl over there?”

“That’s my best friend! Chloe Brown!”

by Thattheatergirl1119 December 4, 2023

brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.

Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.

by Meribald July 9, 2021