Skip to main content

man cunt

(noun)
Derogatory term for man pussy (i.e., gay man’s butt)—used to offend.
Example I:
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Raul: WHAT? That wasn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has shit and dried cum in it.

Example II:
SCENE:Gay club
(Raul walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannie's salad in the restroom stall.)

Raul: Look at you lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong, chaps and cowboy boots. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Gay bar patron: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. Go away.
by creep guy ie February 21, 2011
mugGet the man cunt mug.

Man Card

Man Card- A man card is earned when a married man is completely faithful and loving toward his wife and children and is to be revoked if he strays from that marital commitment. Cheaters are boys, not men, even if it takes great personal sacrifice to stay in a difficult marriage where it is required to put the man's own needs aside to meet the needs of the wife and children first. A real man is committed to his family and it takes a real man to do so when it is difficult or personally costly to do so. A "babydaddy" or unmarried male who fathers children with several women, supporting none of them is by definition unqualified to have a man card and has reneged on the privilege to be called a man. Sexual prowess or the ability to seduce or entice is not a qualifier for a valid man card even though this is a common counterfeit accepted in poser associations.
He's earned his man card after all they have had to go through.
by VintageGibson November 15, 2015
mugGet the Man Card mug.

pac man

louis:pac man rocks i love him

tammy:thats pretty weird but ok!

louis:thanks for understanding *cuddles*
by louispenndragon May 29, 2008
mugGet the pac man mug.

Candy Man

one who brings candy to little boys and girls. his payment it the happiness of the litte kids.
ahhhhh, it's the candy man, hoooraaaah, yaaaay.
by allah ownz January 27, 2007
mugGet the Candy Man mug.

man clam

John went clubbing in search of some man clam.
by kevin December 3, 2006
mugGet the man clam mug.

C-Man

Someone who has very powerful skills in the programming language C++.
alex's skillz makes him C-Man
by AquaFox90 August 26, 2006
mugGet the C-Man mug.

sand man

when you cum in a girls eyes, then you let it dry.
Last night I gave her a sand man, when I cummed in her eyes, she let it dry, then rubbed them as if she had just woken up.
by NickT. September 11, 2007
mugGet the sand man mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email