Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

doing it for a real one

You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol

I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.

by xoxoifm March 26, 2019

Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.

I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.

by zh3ng January 25, 2017

DO THE DAY

An encouraging slogan to lift the spirits of yourself and others. Should be said or typed as loudly as possible.

Stella: wut u doing this morning?

Chris: DO THE DAY!

Stella: specifically though? What r your plans?

Chris: DO THE DAY…. HARD!

Stella: wut?

by Chris is cool July 30, 2021

filho do ronaldo

If someone define himself like a cristiano ronaldo son...eh...You must treat him like a king and give him whatever he wants beacuse his the son of the goat right?

He is the FILHO DO RONALDO that means that he is beautiful like his father

by maybe i gave my ass November 22, 2021

Do

Do is a response used after somebody says they are going to do something. You are saying that it is something that you would also do if you were them, or just basically saying “you go do that.”

Friend 1: I’m going to pick up this girl I found at hooters

Friend 2: Do

Friend 1: I just found a dead breeze on the side of the road and I’m recharging it
Friend 2: That’s a do

by ThousandSons November 15, 2022

Doing a Bracher

To bet on a team you have no fucking clue about, inevitably losing all your money.

Doing a Bracher is Betting on the second half result of Vietnamese teams Binh Duon and Quang Nam.

by Charlliieee April 29, 2016