Friend

A friend is someone you get close to and then abuse to get free food and money.

This friend got me this burger

by SCGallaxi November 18, 2017

friend

riends accept each others mistakes, such as my fail at typing feeling and mistakingly making it a plural

Neil is a great friend of Megan.

by thetallguy65 May 14, 2011

Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

Sailor (friend)

Very gay and horny. Their taste in men is horrible. DON'T LET THEM NEAR OLDER MEN IN THEIR 40'S!! They are also known to make very concerning jokes but who are we to judge? We are no different. Also they only pull mean bitches for some reason.

Sailor (friend) is a simp. Please tell them to touch grass.

by vineyardzz_ January 4, 2023

Friend whore

Steven Tyler pahl

Steven Tyler Pahl is only your friend when he needs something. He’s a friend whore

by DeBoTanK August 5, 2019

National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day

Hit up your gay best friend and take them out to eat on August 9th

It's National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day, let's go eat!

by KittyFunny August 4, 2025

Friends

who? I don't have friends

A: So you explain something and I will guess what it is.
B: The thing i don't have.
A: Friends.

by ewwwhuman May 14, 2021