Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.

Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

by Mphresources August 15, 2022

Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary is a website that swears a lot and shows you the new slang that children and teens use. You can also add words to this website whenever you want.

“What does yeet mean?,” Said Nicholas

“Look it up in urban dictionary,” Responded Aliyah

by Aliyah Delgado November 2, 2019

Urban dictionary

This

You are reading the urban dictionary

by Padddge April 4, 2017

Urban dictionary editor

A person with no life ;)

Bro that guy is such an urban dictionary editor

by 80FF4D33ZNUT51NY0URM0UTH December 24, 2022

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Urban dictionary banned me lmaoooooo haha

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 28, 2024

Urban Dictionary

The thing your on now

Person 1: Have you been on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah it's soo Dirty

by That_Random_Bitch August 12, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website which once was an actually good way of finding definitions but has since turned into an internet hole of bad jokes, sex, and internet trolls.

*Person using Urban Dictionary*
Guy 1: Wow, this person actually uses Urban Dictionary to find a definition?
Guy 2: What a loser.
Guy 1: I know, right?

by Spritefalcon September 13, 2020