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monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
Damn rea is so Monkey-brained
by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021
mugGet the monkey-brainedmug.

monkey business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business “
by lilstankstank October 13, 2022
mugGet the monkey businessmug.

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
mugGet the Spanking your Monkeymug.

Ikem monkey

A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats
Keep your kids away from a Ikem monkey
by Ikenna the sturdy man November 10, 2022
mugGet the Ikem monkeymug.

hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room
"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"
by thee_faith July 14, 2025
mugGet the hot monkey ocean assmug.

north monkey

Friend: Hey man how was your trip to Toronto?
Me: Eh it was okay just a ton of fuckin North Monkeys
by Saucy_Gorbachev April 26, 2016
mugGet the north monkeymug.

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