When a male sits on a girls face in the 69 position while proceeding to penetrate her with a dildo or similar cylinder shaped object and while she is licking the males arse she reaches around and jerks him off
Hey bro did you hear Mick was doing a dalè with that minger the other night
You serious he sat on that girls face
You serious he sat on that girls face
by Dalej235 August 07, 2017
When someone sneaks out of a party without saying anything. This phrase was invented by friends when my brother regularly sneaked out of parties early.
by ElaMat February 04, 2024
When you make a new soundcloud account that you only upload shit upon.
From the artist "the free downloader" that made success after doing such a thing.
From the artist "the free downloader" that made success after doing such a thing.
by Gai Normous January 13, 2017
An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023
Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
omg guys wtf is lil christ doing!!!!! in the retarded closet!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf he also left the door oh no guys!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!! lil christ what are you doing!!!!!!!! ahhhhh!!!!
guys wtf is lil christ doing!!! oh no..... why does he do wtf in the closet every night when i come home!!!!!! OMG HE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET WTF OH GOD OH FUCK!!!!!!!!! MOMMMMMY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
by SteinsSpar March 27, 2019
she was doing a jess last night
by 6okay yeydhaikaowcj August 25, 2021