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Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear
by Mr good advice April 6, 2023
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penis

something attached to a male that is disgusting to look at. if you look at it youll be traumatized. some men like to unexpected send a picture of their penis, so watch out. and if you see one you will automatically become a lesbian
“wow that is one small penis!! i love girls now!!”
by my snapchat is liilyallen January 12, 2021
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Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.
by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024
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Penis

Either you're a child, or an adult that acts like a child. Anyways, a penis is a male reproductive organ, which means it only appears in boys. The penis is used for sexual intercourse, which is the conception of another human being. The penis is both used for sexual intercourse, and urinating. Also, I recommend you don't put anything inside of it. it'll hurt like hell. And yes, that is based on experience.
John-"Dude, my penis burns for some reason."
Danny-"Haha get fucked"
by MyNameIsTotallyNotSam April 14, 2022
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Penis envy

When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them.
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
Wife: I can’t stop thinking about him, I see his face everywhere I go..
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Penis

A giant thing that hangs down really low and can get hard at times and might Evan be used as a tool to climb a ladder
by Mr macho man August 22, 2020
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inverted penis

A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.
Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.

Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?

Person 1 : Yeah ...
by AMatureMan May 26, 2024
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