Zoink Kid

The black sheep of the family or the “special person” out the friend group who other think wont be much of as a kid because of their weirdness but end up becoming the most successful out of the family/group. Tends to get bullied or having to defend themselves to others opinions. Usually has a talent of some sort that nobody appreciates.
“You been grown since a zoink kid” - Mahlleh “Zoink Kid” song 2019
by Zoinkid November 24, 2021
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THE band kid

A band kid who sleeps in the band room. They skip every class they have to go practice in the band room and watch dci at night under the sheets. Has a weird obsession over a tech and believes that they are the "chosen one", as in that they are always talking about how they have the inside scoop on the band's events and such. Whenever they encounter another band kid, they try to slither in and clap polyrythms but they just side eye him.
"That guy in the corner playing triple laterals is THE band kid"

"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"
by SnoringBufallo66 November 22, 2023
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umbrella kid

You umbrella kid.
by Supsighted September 25, 2020
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umbrella kid

You are an umbrella kid
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McKinley Kid

Coined by Edison High School’s class of 2022 to describe any kid that attended McKinley Elementary before high school.

They’re a specific breed of kids who have a certain trait or aspect of their personality that makes complete sense when you find out they’re from McKinley. McKinley Kids tend to be public nuisances, unhinged, completely different breeds of human as a whole, support one another, but also loved. A crucial part of the circle of life.
Person A: Yeah, I went to McKinley my whole life.
Person B: Oh, you’re a McKinley Kid…? Yeah I can tell…
by mosquiqui May 29, 2022
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net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
by rebic November 22, 2024
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kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded
I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.
by markhonci December 28, 2009
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