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“What does it do?”
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“Head?”
“Head…”
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Cum

white liquid that comes out of your penis

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Cum Jockeys

People who dick ride someone trying to gain benefit

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Cum Battles

A battle, where two men start cumming all over a women's boobs. The person who covers the boobs the most with cum wins.

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the white semen that comes from a boy's dick

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cum

the white stuff that gives ur dick a good feeling

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