Dart Monkey

A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.

“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”

by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021

Monkey

Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.

You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?

by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020

ginger monkey

A giant astonishing creature named as the ginger monkey, once inhabiting the earth we walk.

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.

by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022

immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.

Holy shit its the immortal monkey!

by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021

Monkey on the back

A addiction, difficult task, or problem that cant be easily shaken or discarded.

Monkey on the back

Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.

Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin

An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.

by RedCarl January 21, 2022

Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!

“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”

by Hoeh? April 10, 2024

Monkey DuDu

a runescape player who makes videos on youtube

hello monkey dudu how you doing playing runescape

by monkey dudu May 18, 2016