Fagthetic friend

Your buddy Josh who wants you to sell your house the instance your man cave realizes it’s potential.

“That’s a great idea, man. I am sure glad to have a Fagthetic friend like you!!

by Passiveaggressive September 10, 2021

National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something

National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021

partial friend

A relationship where they establish a support system without any intention of actually caring.

"Are you okay?"
"Yes."
"Cool," leaves, that's such a partial friend, no hug, no sympathy, no follow up, just no fucks given

by izziebela September 15, 2021

Friend

Some thing you will never have
But there's a guy who will Never give you up, nor let you down, nor will he run around and dessert you

I don't need a friend, I got Rick Astley

by bignoobcoder September 18, 2021

The Freedom Friends Podcast

A podcast hosted by 4 gender neutral vegans based in California. This podcast is family friendly and fully censored in case a swear word slips. Topics on this podcast include growing bean sprouts and tofu, dangers of smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol, defunding the police, support of kneeling during the national anthem, positives of behind vegan, CrossFit and telling everyone they do it, and their non support of the military. If you’re triggered by Trump and Fox News this podcast is recommended for you.

The way I like to start my day is drink my kale smoothies and listen to The Freedom Friends Podcast!

by Canadiankidff15 September 20, 2021

Boy-Friend

“Boy-dash-friend” A boy that’s a friend in an exclusive casual relationship. Think of it as a loose tooth hanging by a couple gum strands.

Sydney: hey girl, has max met your parents yet?
Rachel: hell no, he’s my boy-friend not my boyfriend

by bluecollargypsy September 20, 2021

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.

When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.

by candiedbones September 21, 2021