Astro monkey

Shot out bigger

That fucking Astro monkey.

by Liv3vil69 February 2, 2021

Trump Monkey

when you turn her pussy inside out while screaming trump is my daddy then shitting on her toes.

Becky: WOW he gave me the best Trump Monkey last night.

by Trumpfuckery September 24, 2018

monkey butthole

When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.

"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."

by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021

monkeis

It is a type of "human" that was alive in 1400 BC when the creature named gorgonguard was around and not alive. It had 14 brain cells, 2 arms, 4 legs, 3 hearts, and eleventeen eyes but also came with eyeps which is a form of luxtenstein's identity.

The plural of "monkeis" is "monkeises"
The playful antics the for monkeises the on sanctuary bring smiles the to faces for the everyone visitors.
Are you sure that's what it said bald monkeis.

The "monkeis" say that you're a turtle.
You friend has "monkeises".

by MonkeiEnthusiast December 21, 2023

Monkey horse

A discrimination against black boys xD

Oh shit, its a monkey horse!

by Swagboys99444444 October 2, 2020

Monkey

Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.

It's a wonder how Donald Trump isn't a monkey yet. Oh wait, he already is.

by A bing bong user March 27, 2024

Flying monkey

Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.

Infragard and Citizens Corps are the FBI's flying monkeys.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023