Empty Hot Pocket

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.

Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.

by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017

Burning Hot Ones

Smoking Marijuana

Usually referred to when someone is smoking through a bong.

I'm just sitting around burning hot ones at the minute homie.

I been relaxing burning hot ones all day my man..

I'm just gonna Netflix and burn some hot ones tonight.

by Rayfinkleband April 27, 2017

idaho hot pocket

When a man craps in a woman's vagina and uses it as lube

I gave her a Idaho hot pocket last night

by Anonymous user name November 22, 2017

Hot Cross Buns

The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.

I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.

by thekiddictionary February 11, 2017

columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.

I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket

by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016

Piping a 'hot Carl'

After taking a 'hot Carl' on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. Largely considered 'inside baseball' within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. In some cases, the elongated 'hot Carl' is caressed with the mouth before making the hole.

She never thought piping a 'hot Carl' with her partner would be so exhilarating.

by Pinkmagic January 4, 2017

California hot plate

Is when you take a crap on a womens chest then titty fuck her till ya bust.

Ask the old lady if she wanted to go out and eat, she said only if ya know a lkace serving up my favorite, the california hot plate to go.

by SAN FERNANDO FACE FUCK October 22, 2019