information zombie

1. One who continually, mindlessly, and voraciously consumes information (usually in electronic forms such as podcasts, news and entertainment sites/feeds, blogs, etc.) without the intention or effect of learning, retaining, or integrating any of what is read or heard.

2. Someone who consumes information just for information's sake

NOTE: Analogous to a traditional zombies in that the abstract object of consumption (ideas) is generated by the activity of the traditional, physical object of zombie consumption (brains).

She's such an information zombie, she spends half the day zoned out on her newsfeed.

by kayakblues March 11, 2014

pulled a zombie

Giving a hand job to a guy who is sleepwalking. If done correctly, the guy should be shambling about and moaning. Like a zombie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend got out of bed and started sleepwalking last night.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.

by Zombiecock October 9, 2010

thumb zombie

A person that idly scrolls through social media on a mobile device, often without even paying attention to the content. In extreme cases hours can be lost in this state. Interaction of any kind is impossible, one must wait for either a wifi drop out or battery low warning before engaging.

"Sue! You're such a thumb zombie, look at me when I talk to you!"

by Jcerrino December 23, 2016

hall zombie

A person who walks very slowly down a hallway void of any purpose. Hall zombies usually travel in packs of 3 or more walking shoulder to shoulder blocking others from passing.

Man, I was running super late for work this morning. When I finally got into the building, I could not believe I got stuck behind three hall zombies discussing last night's episode of American Idol. UGGGH!

by Caligari76 February 23, 2011

Zombie Universe

A Amazing game on roblox where you fight zombies and become the best! Unlock new weapons and be the last survivor of the Universe! Created By Niskeaf!

Omg he's playing Zombie Universe

by TheOneDefinitionMaster May 8, 2021

Zombie Hit

A song or video that became popular in the 80's and 90's and then became hugely popular again when it began circulating on the internet. having risen from the dead, it's a "Zombie" hit.

A famous example of a Zombie hit would be the Rick Roll'd song.

by Mark3791 May 10, 2009

Zombie-boxing

Playing the jukebox at a bar while extremely intoxicated, often resulting in swaying back and forth with a blank expression on their face.

"That lady is so fucked up. Look at her, shes up there zombie-boxing. She has no idea what she's doing!.

by HighPants January 15, 2013