Kit Johnson was the name of a British servant who lived from 1893-1936. He was the first person to be used a 'Gimp' by the King Edward VII. They used sheep skin and cow leather to create the infamous 'Gimp Suit' known today. Kit was forced to partake in violent homosexual acts, including rough anal sex and frequent felacio. Kit Johnson was found dead in his hotel room on March 4th 1936 due to contracting AIDS from his homosexual relations.
Shaye: "What's Kirsten doing tonight?"
Trisha: "He's in A&E getting blood tests for his AIDS. Heard he got fucked in the ass all night"
Shaye: "Wow. What a Kit Johnson."
Trisha: "He's in A&E getting blood tests for his AIDS. Heard he got fucked in the ass all night"
Shaye: "Wow. What a Kit Johnson."
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Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)
Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)
For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!
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