Ryan

A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".

Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o

by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011

ryan

Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.

hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool

ooo his name is ryan

by m6789 October 29, 2010

Ryan

Ryan is the hottest bitch around and and as the biggest ass in the industry. He is extremely loyal to his girlfriend and will do anything for her and his friends. He will always chase his dreams and get the fucking job done. Amen is what a Ryan would say to this.

Girl: “hey Ryan wanna go out with me”
Ryan” naw bitch I gotta an amazing beautiful girlfriend already”

by SUCKA duck April 13, 2020

Ryan

See also: cuk, cunt, mudbunny, shrimping, shum dumpster, p-town ham wallet.

I cannot even stand how much of a Ryan he is being right now...

by LardsUlcerich May 20, 2018

Ryan

Most likely on probation.

Ryan has a meeting with his probation officer today at noon.

by Kelz060707 August 21, 2020

Ryan

Physcopath always
Loves spelling friends names wrong for example if his friend was Sarah with an H he would want it without it like Sara
Ryan is also a dumbass

Ryan is a dumbass

by Bigtexasman432 February 1, 2022

Ryan

A guy that you dated for a week and then broke up with bc you’re kinda a dumb bitch. He’s like blond and has these really pretty eyes and he’s like smart as fuck and swims

Wow why the fuck did you break up with Ryan

Idk I’m kinda dumb man

by Shhhhit October 19, 2018