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lifestyle vampire

A person who is quiet and subdued when on their own, but comes alive when around other people, feeding off the energy of their social interaction or the event they are attending.
A: "Went rafting today which is fun but going out and doing stuff like that is always funner when you have people to share it with."

B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."
by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 6, 2012
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Hunting Vampires

Taking a walk/drive to cool down after an arguement. Also the act of peace keeping in the streets of your hometown. Hunters observe the night life of the town and protect those unable to protect themselves.
Mum: Where ya going? we aint finished yet!!!
You: I'm hunting vampires/ I'm going hunting!
by DUDEYEAH July 6, 2010
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Vampire Milk

Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.
“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”
by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020
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Vampire text

It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.
I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.
by Governor7687 December 31, 2017
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plate vampire

A waiter or bartender who grabs the plate from you before you are done eating all of the food; too quickly.
Excuse me my fork is going into my mouth and there's still a full enchillada bite on my dish you plate vampire!
by adderword September 19, 2014
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Vampire Nuggets

Ladies please refrain from flushing your Vampire Nuggets down the loo.

It's that time of the month, better ask Stacy if she has any Vampire Nuggets.
by sneakygoat November 16, 2011
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Cock vampire

Someone who loves cock so much they are able to suck the blood out a rock hard cock
Jill is such a cock vampire she sucked 2 ozs of blood through my cock
by Hammaster5000 January 16, 2016
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