United Penile Service

Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.

Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman

Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!

Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does

Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!

Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm

Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove

by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Islamabad United

The greatest cricketing franchise to ever exist!

I support Islamabad United and I think they're the best.

by Pakhunter April 4, 2021

united states of whatever

cool song
i love it
horny kind of love is better though

cool poo

by meat stupid June 2, 2003

united center

The home of the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks.

Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?

Person 2: No, how many are there?

Person 1: There's too many to count!

by CreepaChris51 June 8, 2016

United States

A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.

There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)

by CrackaNut👌 June 18, 2017

United Nations

An organisation whose sole purpose is to peacekeep but do fuck all while genocides occur.

Person 1: The United Nations do fuck all
Person 2: No shit

by 2020 is shit December 3, 2020

United Statesian

Refers directly to the citizens of the nation The United States

I was born in Missouri, therefore, my nationality is United Statesian

by Koelen February 27, 2022