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Uber Flex

Uber flex is what happens when you and your brothers go out drinking and try to fight the Uber driver because he won’t let you in the car. Usually, one of the potential passengers takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles to show signs of aggression.
Apparently, U got hammered last night and started Uber Flexing on the driver who wouldn’t let you inside the car.
by Mike McGaffrey January 5, 2019
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uber schmeared

When someone gets stubbed out badly
Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!
by James Owens June 12, 2008
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uber duber

an extremely polish person. less insulting than polok, but more insulting than polish. these are usually the ones who live in america but only speak polish.
jesus, those uber dubers took our table again.
by alex via dictionary February 9, 2007
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uber nOOb

A skilled noob, someone who communicates with the people around and mimics the skilled people in a game. This particular person is a fast learner and is good at most things.
"Uggh do we want him he seems noob"
"Na dont worry im an uber noob, i'll just copy what you guys do to learn"
"Ah sweet then"
by Goldfish15 July 10, 2005
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uber gaming

Uber gaming goes for a game that is considered to be the best of all . Also goes for Counter-Strike professional teams.
Sk are the uber gaming !!!
by unr4l March 9, 2009
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Uber Twink

A Twink Is; An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.

An Uber Twink is; all of the qualities above but with a few additions. these boys cannot defend themselves against men that want their own way, they have no upper body strength and weigh 120-125 lbs. Uber Twinks are often but not limited to the nerdy fandom which includes Doctor Who, Back To The Future, Star Wars ect. An Uber Twink rarely goes outside leaving their skin bleach white, often driving a Nissan Pulsar wherever they go.

These Uber Twinks will never say no to sex, male or female but have a particular taste for bears. These boys tend to be more on the homosexual side but will take sex from a female if the chance is given.
"Wow have you seen that Josh kid? He's such an Uber Twink."
"There goes Josh in his Nissan Pulsar, what an Uber Twink."
by The_Gayest_Twink August 1, 2016
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Uber pissed

When you are so mad that you can't even drive, so you have to call a rideshare to get where you are going.
Oh man, yesterday I was Uber pissed at my boss....so I have to go back and pick up my car today.
by DaFancyOne January 31, 2020
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