sick twisted disturbed fuck

1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.

2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.

Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.

by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006

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T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique)

The act of inducing sexual activity by acquiring your target, walking by them, faking a twisted ankle, and elegantly but rapidly falling face first, mouth wide open into the crotch of your target. Therefore announcing your sexual desire and leading to the arousal of your target. You are now, inevitably, in there! (suitable for both male and female use).

(As Boy strolls past the naive little angel Girl)

Boy: hello

Girl: heyyy ;)

(Boy performed the T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique) and plummets face first into Girl's vagina)

Girl: *Gasp* oh my God... I'm taking you to my bedroom

by Kinky Curls April 11, 2014

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Roc City Twist

When the man is on the bottom, the other partner sits on the mans penis, anally. The man then proceeds to spin said partner in a clockwise manner. This is very pleasurable for giraffes and people of the Jewish Faith.

Believed to have been originated from some asshole in Rochester, New York.

Bro, i totally gave that chick a roc city twist. She was ballin'

by assholesUNITEDincanada December 29, 2007

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new orleans nipple twist

when a flamboyant midget negro runs by awkwardly (on account of the midgetness) during the mardi gras celebration and latches his tiny little fingers onto a slutty college girl's exposed nipples.

becky: oh my god brittney! last night some little black guy ran by and grabbed my nipples when i was flashing some old guy. *shows brittney her nipples*
brittney: dayyyummm girl! thats one hell of a new orleans nipple twist!

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

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Sugar Coated Raspberry Twist

The act of snorting cocaine out of a woman's vagina, through a straw during, menstruation.

Usually performed without the performer's knowledge that its, "that time of the month".

Johnny used a sour straw to snort cocaine out of sally's vagina... unfortunately finding out that she was on her period and he had just performed a Sugar Coated Raspberry Twist.

by DunkinHigh October 22, 2009

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