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Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.
I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.
by Ergodang! April 14, 2017
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Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.
Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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turkish quandale dingle

terr-kish-kwaun-dale-ding-ul Gained popularity by starring alongside group leader (blue tie kid) at the infamous TikTok Rizz Party. Seen attempting to impress the group leader by showing off various dance moves. Coined the nickname due to his ethnic nose, to which people compare the quandale dingle meme.
Jack: I'm like such a manwhore, I've slept with the entire grade.
Blake (group leader): Wow, cool.
Jack's friend: You're literally a virgin... Stop trying to get validation; you're acting like an annoying version of turkish quandale dingle.
by tmkkmt May 30, 2024
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Turkish Quandale Dingle

Turkish Quandale Dingle is a member of the TikTok rizz party, who first appeared this 2024. Due to his noses similarity to Quandale Dingle.
by tcyplayzz April 8, 2024
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turkish police

person who is late

if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
Tinder Date : Are you turkish police? I've been waiting for you for an hour.
Fella : aww sorry
by moon n roses August 6, 2020
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Turkish-

what you can call someone turkish, insert their name after it, such as turkishlyssa. used to turn someone turkish.
person1: you're such a turkish-person2
person2: actually I'm Greek
persin1: not anymore
by anonymango2420 January 10, 2022
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turkish shlank

gobbling while getting slapped in the ass with a wiener.
Last night he turkish shlanked me so hard.”
by theturkishshlanker June 24, 2020
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