crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual

1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.

He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.

by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021

the vinny touch

When everybody you pick up on the waiver wire in fantasy baseball ends up going off . You just cant miss.

Bum: Wtf I picked up Austin Gomber off the waiver wire and he got me -12!

Other guy: I guess u just dont have the vinny touch dude.

Fantasy winner: "Lets gooooo Framber Valdez just had another 10K game what a great pickup."
Bums: "I wish we had the vinny touch like you!"

by ALLIDOISVIN April 27, 2021

Love Touch

When you're significant other can feel your love through touch

"How can you hate cuddling? It's the best form of love touch!"

by lovetoucher27 November 17, 2019

Fecas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.

Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.

by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020

can’t touch this

da nanana, da na na. Da nanana

person 1 - (singing)“can’t touch this.”
person 2 - (singing) da nanana, da na. Da nanana, da na
person 1 and person 2 do be vibing doe

by cuffedjeens November 19, 2020

Childrens touch

When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.

My fingers are so tasty after the Childrens touch.

by anonymous December 21, 2020