giant tool

a giant douchebag who thinks they are insanely legit but are actually one or more of the following
a. a huge sheister
b. like to suck cocks (see also cocksucker)
c. like to urinate in public locations

Jordan is a giant tool- he thinks he's hot shit, but he's really annoying. Also, he peed behind the student center.

by M Trafton June 1, 2009

/b/tool

Someone who browses a forum other than 4chan. When they try to be funny they use a /b/ meme.

My friend was pretty funny until I found out he was just a /b/tool getting jokes from 4chan.

by bjsherisspeedeh October 1, 2006

timmy the tool

A little jerk who lies to peoples face about stupid things and then tries to appologize after he says he hates you.

omg i like totally got in a fight last night?!
ohhh man with who?
TIMMY THE TOOL!!!

by shibbsterz January 21, 2008

Tool Golfer

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.

Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.

by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011

Cool tool

The "thing" that a person uses to make them cool, or make them think that they are cool!

He uses weed as his cool tool.

by sashbri2 May 23, 2009

Tooling out

A person that is drunk and that is incapable of handling his or her's own alcohol consumption. This may manifest itself in belligerency, throwing up, or ruining a party for others. And other wise, being a fuck up.

Wilson Makaio is "tooling out" in the bathroom. She is throwing everywhere. She couldn't handle her own alcohol consumption.

by AAAA March 18, 2012

Lama tool

An Ak-47, uses 7.62 mm rounds, kills people.

Dude was a damn fool, made me have to pull out my Lama tool.

by Dty86 May 17, 2008