If I identify as a toaster, then that is what I objectively am.
by TylerAU89 July 19, 2022
Get the Toastermug. Popping up periodically to check in on friends who are sick or otherwise might be having an especially difficult or momentous day.
Hey o, just toastering. I know today might be difficult. Make sure to hydrate and take care of yourself.
by Curliegurlie February 20, 2025
Get the Toasteringmug. by That_one_weirdo42 December 24, 2020
Get the Toaster Strudelmug. by HarperSmyle October 15, 2021
Get the Toastermug. by TheZer0ed August 29, 2021
Get the Ringed Toastermug. I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.
by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022
Get the Cheesed toastermug. The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even though what you're trying to cook really isn't burning.
by Sakoesis October 18, 2008
Get the Toaster bonusmug.