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The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris December 3, 2023
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A form of dancing popularised throughout the Caribbean (and named in Trinidad & Tobago) whereby the gyrating of the waistline is the most prominent feature. It is though to be a colloquialism of the word "wind" due to the rotational nature of the waist.
Also, wine up.
Present participle - wining
Past tense - wined
She could really wine, boy!
Look at how she's wining down the place!
I want to wine up on her!
by The Chau November 12, 2020
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Dirty wine

Dirty wine, is a friend, a brother and a son. He’s also proud of his Mexican roots and will always stay humble and not forget where his home is . Dirty wine is one of kind soul . He also one of the most genuine person to come across with . He take care of his family and people around him . Dirty wine is also a lady killer packing a big cock . Dirty wine is not here for a long time so appreciate his presence when he’s around! .girls get to know him instead of him doing the questioning. He brings a gift to this world and is a blessing for him . In the end dirty wine is 1out of 1 .
Girl 1: so what did you get from from dirty wine ?

Girl 2: I learned that’s he the most beautiful soul I ever met ! And he’s also good in bed!!
by Nofacetatt December 13, 2022
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wine muncher

A man that only eats ( sucks off/ blows) dick
Jim: Do you think bobs gay
Timmy: Nahh
Jim: hes a wine muncher
Bob: *shlurp*
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the wine pony

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.
Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"
by Jacobs creek August 24, 2017
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Georgia wine tasting

The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.
Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts
by Troll me and wine April 24, 2021
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red wine mistakes mythology

Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)
Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson
by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021
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