Captain Sparklez

A name used to describe someone with the ability to move their hair line at will.

Person1: Wow that guy has the ability to move his hair line at will

Person2: Yeah he's a Captain Sparklez

by Hombre_de_papa May 15, 2022

Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.

We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position

I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.

by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022

Captain Flameheart

Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.

POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”

by BaconFantasy349 August 7, 2021

Captain Chromosome

1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded

"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"

by DinoLG September 3, 2021

Captain Harlock

Determination ...

Captain Harlock is hope and determination

by King Tarek November 23, 2021

The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)

The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”

by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023