Humpback Whale

Having doggy style sex with a fat girl. Upon ejaculation, the male shall be referred to as Captain Ahab, and whichever one tells the story with more dignity shall be called Ishmael.

Greg: Dude I heard you banged a fat girl last night
Craig: Yeah dude, not one of my better nights
Greg: What position were y'all in
Craig: Doggy
Greg: Dude you have to stop doing the humpback whale
Craig: I also finished
Greg: Way to go Captain Ahab. Let me know if you see Ishmael again.

by Phil Bob February 19, 2014

killer whales

police officers.
law enforcement officers
crooked ass police officers

oh shit here come them killer whales!

by Dem Duece Tre Niggas December 14, 2003

White Whale

(In Denver) An RTD Bus, especially if it's in your lane.

Damn, a White Whale, right in front of me. Where's Ahab when you need him?

by Endogenous January 5, 2010

Anorexic Whale

Someone who is so fat, that they can be compared to a skinny whale.

"Look how fat that kid his."
"Ya, he's so fat, that he's an anorexic whale!"

by The Original Anorexic Whale! June 27, 2009

Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.

After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."

by FatF***s July 31, 2012

Whale Shark

The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT

"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever

by Johnathan loves whale sharks June 30, 2023

scum whale

the absolute bottom of the barrel hore i mean this thing takes the desert yeti and the slam pig and makes them look hot its the couger that prowels not in the bar but in her tinted out car outside of the bar .

drunkie the fuck clown-stumbling out) god damn im waisted i cant see a damn thing!
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good

scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing

by uncle ruckuss July 27, 2009