by Porkey hog December 27, 2013
When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
by Baby Box January 27, 2011
Telling a girl you aren’t ready yet and then pulling her close and blowing your load on her face as you call her your cum slut
Aodhan: Hey man are you free tomorrow to chill
Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise
Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise
by Brappington April 30, 2020
A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".
I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
by stonedonajax October 02, 2013
When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.
Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".
by Ethan Hunt, retired CIA / Secret Service May 02, 2006
A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.
A women opens door to her bedroom
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
by Shinji Ex April 17, 2011
The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.
by scallahax February 04, 2010