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squirt turd

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.
by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018
mugGet the squirt turdmug.

Choco Squirt

When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.
Hey hold up let me take a choco squirt!
by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017
mugGet the Choco Squirtmug.

Flirt Squirt

"omg i just flirt squirted"

"he lifted up his shirt and i flirt squirted"
by flirt squirter 3000 October 20, 2023
mugGet the Flirt Squirtmug.

over squirt

Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020
mugGet the over squirtmug.

Squirt boss

by Monkeysucker March 9, 2023
mugGet the Squirt bossmug.

laugh squirts

That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.
by MoreDumbStuff August 24, 2017
mugGet the laugh squirtsmug.

little squirt

by rosegang February 9, 2022
mugGet the little squirtmug.

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