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Randy castillo

he is the best person in the entire world I love randy castillo so much hes soooo affectionate and considerate and sweet and caring and loyal hes sarcastic and funny and makes funny jokes he is not dry at all and the most best person ever in the universe he matches all your love languages and always makes fun of u in a joking way and is understanding and patient and has time for you all the time he thinks hes ugly but he is the prettiest boy in the entire world he has the most cutest face ever with cute eyes and long lashes and fluffy hair with a tiny mullet cause you told him you like mullets with glasses that suite him he loves baggy pants and shirts he specifcally loves his batman pj pants and he has a bunch of dogs his own dog is pablo the rest are his moms and his brothers he loves legos and he reassures u sm without asking and reassures u when asked and loves physical touch and is so sweet and loveable and easygoing and understanding and perfect i swear on my life the most perfect person ever he will deal with ur princess attitude all the time and treat u like one and makes you feel so special and happy like a little kid in the toy section or candy section and shows you off all the time without having to ask and is like those cheesy cringey couples on tiktok that ppl threat with you and is so perfect u cant help but fall madly in love. everyone wants and needs a randy castillo and everyone should have one.
*overthinking*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*
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Randy

A hardworking person who loves with his whole heart, but hates liars, fakers, & pushy people. Loves fishing,old cars,& can be a great listener, lover & friend.
Randy was my go-to person.
by Partnerless August 13, 2023
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Randy Scandi

A term used for Scandinavian women to explain them always wanting and delivering feral, hot and mind-blowing sex. It’s not a secret Scandinavians are known for their beauty, and landing one is know to be one of the worlds greatest achievements.
How did you land a Randy Scandi?!

WHAT?! She’s Scandinavian, dude you have truly won first price!
by TheRandyScandi September 11, 2023
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Randy

Randy is a wanna be rapper who is gay and sad.
Oh my god you are so randy!
by RandyIsGay2 April 18, 2019
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Randy Orton

A Motherfucker Who Owned the Fuck out of Soulja Boy and is a Wrestler who Made one of the biggest memes due to his Finisher, The “RKO”.
Randy to Soulja: “My Dick is Taller than you. Weighs more too. Go to bed you fucking infant. You’re welcome for the attention boost. Go choke on a keyboard.”

Alt example: Randy Orton with An RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!
by Bigdick9095 April 17, 2021
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Randy

Kid 1: Wow, you are the biggest hot I’ve ever seen.
Kid 2: Very sexy hot.
Randy: I know, now get in my van.
by gmwftekry September 23, 2019
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Randy

Entry: Randy (noun) Pronunciation: /ˈrændi/
Definition: Lacking civil discourse, Randy is a term used to describe someone who is combative and often derails conversations. They have a tendency to point out flaws and engage in illogical arguments with a condescending tone. Randy is often oblivious to their own pompous conduct and can be a source of discomfort in social situations. This behavior is not limited to online interactions and can extend to the workplace, where Randy may assert a misplaced sense of superiority, practice unethical conduct, and adopt bullying tactics. Randy’s behavior can make conversations unnecessarily combative and sour.

The phrase “stop acting like a Randy” is often used to discourage such behavior.
1. "Rather than fostering constructive discussions, here comes a Randy to disrupt the community’s purpose by imposing their opinion as superior to everyone else’s."

2. "There’s always that one Randy who makes things sour when someone genuinely asks a question or shares their thought process and experience. Show support or keep your negativity to yourself."

3. "John was being a total Randy at the dinner party, derailing discussions with his condescending arguments and refusal to consider other perspectives."

4. "Seriously, Mike needs to drop the 'Randy' act at work. His condescending tone and superiority complex are making collaboration impossible."

5. "Jessica needs to chill with the 'Randy' attitude. Always practicing unethical stuff at work, thinking karma won’t hit back. It’s not a good look."

6. "Alex’s becoming the resident 'Randy' with his constant belittling and dismissive behavior."

7. "Laura’s giving major 'Randy' energy today – acting like she’s above it all. Karma’s got plans, and they usually involve a reality check."
by RiffRaff101 January 28, 2024
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