slag rag

Mouldy, torn bit of flannel used post-coitally by dirty slappers for 'mopping up' various copious liquids after incidents of explosive sexual union. Used predominantly by a Samantha (hehe).

Having blown him off but miscalculating the arc of his sexual effusions, Mary reached for her slag rag and wiped the residual bollock-chutney from her cheeks...

Pass us the slag rag, will you? There's a good lad.

Jemima: "gosh, what I really need now is a slag rag"
<Goebbels passes Jemima a slag rag>
Jemima: "Thanks, Goebbels"

No, I said use the hand towel to dry your face, not the slag rag!

by Dave, my Slave October 16, 2008

rag baby

A crack baby. A son or daughter of a crack whore.

Look at that rag baby over there. Her mom is such a crack whore!

by this one person July 26, 2005

doo rag

a ridiculous looking peice of cloth that black people wear on their heads

yeah man hand me my ridiclous looking peice of cloth.. i mean my doo rag!

by yo mama biznatch January 9, 2005

rag dolled

An extreme sports term used in the downhill/freeride mountain-biking scene and possibly other forms of discipline.

To be thrown from your bike during a crash with your arms and legs flailing whilst you're hitting the ground, trees, etc. in a random fashion.

Man, I got rag dolled on that road gap.

by Adam 'r.domain' Ritchie May 8, 2007

Rags to bitches

When a man goes to a down on his luck having to fuck a girl on rag (a menstruating woman) to fooling around with a fineass female, otherwise known as a "bitch".

"Man, last week I was parting the red sea now Im going to town on the brown. I really went from rags to bitches!"

"It was a real rags to bitches story."

by Joe Kow January 6, 2010

Badger Ragging

The art of having extreme sex with badgers.

Dood I went badger ragging last night and the little git bit my tip off.

by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007

Rag Muncher

A man who eats out (a) woman(women) whilst they have a tampon inserted in their nether regions.

Blair: I totally sixty-nined with Lauren last night.

Ian: Dude, isn't it her time of the month?

Blair:...

Ian: You stay away from my side of the fridge, you dirty rag muncher

by El Pepsi October 15, 2008