A guy who goes around and gets with the ugly girls, cause he can’t pull the hot girls, for the sole purpose of showing them a good time so they don’t complain to their friends they wanna leave.
by Guy that gets laid 6969 December 14, 2021
Get the Garbage manmug. A person who transcends being regular garbage. Analogous for items in the fridge so rotten that they skip right past the kitchen bin and go directly outside.
Meg: "I like that guy over there with the beard."
Joe:"Him? He eats pills for breakfast and will rob you in your sleep. Outside garbage.. stay away."
Joe:"Him? He eats pills for breakfast and will rob you in your sleep. Outside garbage.. stay away."
by jomega September 15, 2023
Get the Outside Garbagemug. A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.
Also known as Ibis
Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"
"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"
"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*
"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"
"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"
"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"
"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"
"All hail Garbage Bird"
"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"
"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*
"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"
"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"
"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"
"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"
"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
Get the Garbage Birdmug. A phenomenon describing when you flawlessly survive gastrointestinal/stomach pain after eating something that is supposed to induce it.
Jake has had a 2-year history of successful garbage flushing, no matter what kind of chili sauce he takes!
by Pseudonymous Johnson June 19, 2020
Get the Garbage Flushingmug. "Garbage plus" (or "garbage+") refers to when life has already been going pretty bad and then more things happen that make it almost impossible to manage.
"I just replaced my windshield only to have a rock hit it while driving on the highway which will now need to be repaired, my program director at work is a sociopath and has been playing mind games with me and setting me up for failure trying to get me to quit, then I discovered I'm going to lose out on $40,000 of loan repayments because of a technicality, a once "best friend" came out of hiding told me to fuck off when I asked what happened and went away again, another good friend told me the project we're starting to work on might not actually work out... it's a lot. My life is feeling pretty garbage plus right now."
"I was told that if I worked at this low-paying job for four years they would give me $40k towards repaying my student loans. They approved my application almost a year ago and I signed a contract. I just got an email saying because I am in default I'm not eligible. So now I worked for these corporate bastards pretending to be a nonprofit for over a year and I don't have this promise offered? They approved this knowing I was in default. Now I might be at risk for wage garnishment. Complete garbage plus."
"I was told that if I worked at this low-paying job for four years they would give me $40k towards repaying my student loans. They approved my application almost a year ago and I signed a contract. I just got an email saying because I am in default I'm not eligible. So now I worked for these corporate bastards pretending to be a nonprofit for over a year and I don't have this promise offered? They approved this knowing I was in default. Now I might be at risk for wage garnishment. Complete garbage plus."
by Renberries April 11, 2024
Get the Garbage plusmug. 
by limeonade June 14, 2022
Get the garbage flimsymug.