The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose
by Bentassasin September 27, 2022
by Braden Lucky March 25, 2024
Protagonist of a 2016 Disney show called Slugterra, where he kidnaps and abuses innocent slugs and uses them as ammunition to fight off capitalist pigs that want to enslave the underground world and abuse more innocent slugs.
by Infantpuncher February 16, 2024
Eli Henry is the kind of guy who will always push his friends to do better in every aspect of life he’s a middle child so you know he’s gonna get that bag he wild fun and crazy but he’s freakishly smart at business not so much women tho only a strong and beautiful blond Scorpio can ground him.
by EAH36 January 13, 2023
“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”
‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’
‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’
by Charlize Nelson June 02, 2025
A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat
by Joelgotflykicked73 June 25, 2024
Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
by leonshrodusky May 25, 2011